Tertawa Yuuuuk.....

Katika sedang sedih bin gundah gaulana minggu-minggu, Aku menemukan banyak sekali update status facebook yang lucu-lucu. Aku yang jarang sekali secara sengaja baca status teman facebook sampai memencet tombol older post berkali-kali tiba-tiba menemukan keasyikannya dan sering tertawa ketika membacanya. Beberapa ku re-post karena benar-benar bisa membuatku tertawa. Ini nih beberapa di antaranya.


Just figured out why I'm overweight ! The shampoo that I used in the shower that runs down my body says " for extra volume and body" From now on I'm going to use dishwashing liquid that says "dissolves fat that's difficult to remove". Repost if you have the same issue...an a good sense of humour.


A dying granny tells her grandson, "I want to leave you my 10 farms. That includes a stelar mansion, beach front property, shopping mall, all the farming equipment, factories, and $9,587,351,000 in cash." The grandson, about to be rich, says, "oh my granny, you are so generous. I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, her granny whispered, "Facebook"!


A wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her, then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K". She asks, "What does that mean"? He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot". She smiled and said, "Oh, that's sweet, but what about 'I, J, K' "? He said, "I'm Just Kidding' ". His eye is still swollen, but it will get better ... Repost if you LOL! :-)


Dad buys a LIE DETECTOR ROBOT which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!" "What dvd?" "Brother Bear." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son. Dad yells "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" Robot then slaps the dad! Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly YOUR son." Robot then slaps the mom!



6 Life Truths: 1) You can't stick your tongue out & look up at the same time, it's a physical impossibility. 2) All idiots after reading number 1 tried it. 3) And discover number 1 is a lie. 4) You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5) You will soon copy & paste this to catch other idiots. 6) There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about this, but I'm an idiot and I need company :) (:


Status ini banyak di re-post karena memang sangat lucu. Meski jujur saja, yang bagian Rich dying nanny, yakin deh pasti ada beberapa yang tersinggung. Soalnyaaa.... game yang disebut di sana adalah game Farm town, dan banyak sekali temanku yang sudah tua bahkan punya cicit. Tapi semangat nge-game mereka ga kalah, deh. Tiap hari gantian kirim gift, selalu siap membantuku memanen serta memancing. (tambah ketagihan game ini karena ga bikin capek dan selalu bisa menyewa tenaga teman).


Ada lagi nih, status Facebook yang unik. 



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If u "cracked" the code, copy and post!


Coba deh baca. Di awal mungkin sulit, tapi ternyata di baris kedua, kita bisa membaca dengan lancar. Ternyata otak kita cepat beradaptasi, ya. Pantas saja jika sedang jadi guide Perancis dan berhari2 hanya berkomunikasi dengan bahasa Perancis, aku sering bingung jika ada yang ngajak bicara bahasa Indonesia. Setidaknya 2-3 detik pertama. belum pernah? Cobalah sekali-kali dan rasakan hebatnya adaptasi otak kita.


Nah.. bagaimana dengan yang ini. Setujukah?


Three rules to live by on Facebook: 1) Believe nothing you see 2) Believe only half of what is typed 3) If its on here, it's everybody's business! and thinks FACEBOOK would now be the first most popular word that starts with "F" and ends with "K"